First Round: Daniel Plainview vs. Kelis' Milkshake

DANIEL PLAINVIEW

Seed: 6

Overview: A newcomer to the tournament, you will believe this oil man when he says he is here to make a splash. Comes with a pint sized deaf son.

Pros: Somewhat of a bad ass. Hot hand right now.

Cons: Lacks parenting skills.

Outlook: It is doubtful that even Nasty Nas himself will be able to keep Daniel Plainview from drinking Kelis' Milkshake up.




KELIS' MILKSHAKE

Seed: 11

Overview: Kelis' milkshake is perhaps the most well-known such delicacy of the decade.

Pros: Kelis' milkshake is well documented to be "better than yours." It has brought many a boy to the yard, including Nas.

Cons: Just happens to be going up against an opponent built for the destruction of milkshakes.

Outlook: Should get drunk all up.