DWIGHT SCHRUTE
Seed: 2
Overview: Dwight has emerged as one of the most popular characters on The Office.
Pros: Exceptional ping pong player. Owns a lot of cool weapons. He's some kind of a volunteer safety officer. Practices martial arts. In short...there are many, MANY ways Dwight Schrute could off a Pekingese.
Cons: Questionable family history includes traces of Nazism. Not cool.
Outlook: Dwight should coast here. In fact, it may not be a bad idea for him to rest up and let Mose play this round for him.
A PEKINGESE
Seed: 15
Overview: A pekingese is the favored pet of the Chinese Imperial court. They are now known for being funny and moppy looking.
Pros: Cute.
Cons: Harmless.
Outlook: Legend has it that a Pekingese was created by the Buddha to be a temple dog. he was specifically made small so he could chase little demons out of the temple. A pekingese is going to have to come up with a whole bunch more crazy shit like this if he is going to upset Dwight Schrute.
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