THE DUDE
Seed: 1
Overview: The Dude is Jeffrey Lebowski, a middle-aged underachiever from Orange County. His life consisted mainly of bowling and dodging his rent until one day a couple thugs busted in his house and took a piss on HIS fucking rug. From there he went through a series of hi-jinx eventually leading to pop culture superstardom and a number one seed in this tournament.
Pros: The Dude's easy going attitude makes him a perpetual favorite. He is a good bowler. A dope soundtrack. Sweet friends. He tends to abide.
Cons: Not many. It has been said the Dude is lazy, but a strong work ethic is not necessarily required in this tourney.
Outlook: If the Dude keeps his head in the game he should go far in this tourney. If not he could be in for an early exit. But the beauty about the Dude is he just doesn't care.
BABAR
Seed: 16
Overview: Babar is an elephant who took a trip to Europe or something and came back to teach all the heathen African animals the benefits of Western civilization. I think he was a king.
Pros: He's a fucking elephant.
Cons: Sell-out. Contributed to the destruction of a great civilization. Disputes over pronunciation.
Outlook: It should be a quick exit for the elephant king. Luckily for him he has his bastard colonial government to return to.
2 comments:
The Dude abides.
Gotta stick with my bowling brothers.
babar was pretty awesome, but i mean you can't vote against the dude. he's just... the dude.
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