ROBOTS
Seed: 8
Overview: Robots have come a long way. There was a time when they were only in the movies. They now help us with a number of tasks. (I don't trust them though.)
Pros: Are said to work harder, better, faster, and stronger than their human counterparts. As far as I can tell they don't die.
Cons: It has been said that they are dead inside. They don't look as cool as you might imagine (see picture.)
Outlook: The future is bright for robots. If Terminator is to be trusted they should be a heavy contender for this title by 2011. For the moment they will try and pick up some much needed tournament experience and a win over the lifeless Donda West before meeting an all-out juggernaut in The Dude.
DONDA WEST
Seed: 9
Overview: Donda West is the former chair of the English department at Chicago State University. When her son hit it big as a rapper/producer she quit her job and Kanye started buying her stuff. Then she wrote a book. Then she up and died and her son made everybody cry at the Grammys for a few minutes before they went back to bitching about how conceited he is.
Pros: Good grammar. According to sources, she never put no man over her son. Known to inspire xylophone-driven music that sounds vaguely reminiscent of "The Boxer."
Cons: Dead.
Outlook: Donda has an upbeat attitude and a great son, but it may not be enough for her to overcome the fact that she is not alive.
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