First Round: B-52's vs. Georgia O'Keefe

THE B-52’S

Seed: 5

Overview: With their upbeat new-wave dance meets surf rock sound, The B-52’s cruise into the tournament on the high of their most recent success….doing the theme song for Rocko’s Modern Life.

Pros: Fred Schneider is unassailably cool, and Kate Pierson still manages to exude an aura of pure sex.

Cons: In 1994 they did a cover of the Flintstones theme song for the live action Flintstones movie.

Outlook: Honestly, who is going to vote for Georgia O’Keefe over the B-52’s?




GEORGIA O’KEEFE

Seed: 12

Overview: She drew a bunch of pictures of flowers that look like vaginas.

Pros: Cheap porn.

Cons: Her work has been commended as being strongly vaginal. Does that word make you uncomfortable Mr. Lebowski? Vagina!

Outlook: Yonic images are often considered to be a symbol of fertility and the goddess. Unfortunately, the B-52’s are misogynists.